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Quote by Jean Kerr
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr

Other quotes by Jean Kerr

You dont seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. – Jean Kerr

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Hope
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Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? – Jean Kerr

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Beauty
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. – Jean Kerr

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Other Quotes from
Alcohol
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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Alcohol

Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Alcohol

The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets

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Alcohol

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Alcohol

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