Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. – Kin Hubbard