The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman
Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman
Theres only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe – because Ive done a little of this myself – pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. – David Letterman
Despite our very recent appearance on the planet, humanity combines arrogance with increasing material demands, even as we become more numerous. Our toughness is a delusion. Have we the intelligence and discipline to vigilantly guard against our tendency to grow without limit? – Lynn Margulis