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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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Louis Freeh said on national TV that actionable intelligence could have allowed us to stop the hijackings. – Curt Weldon

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Intelligence

I never threatened him and no Syrian intelligence officer has ever pointed a gun to his head. – Rafik Hariri

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Cynicism is the intellectual cripples substitute for intelligence. – Russell Lynes

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A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. – Barbara Walters

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God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world. – Paul Dirac

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Once the attacks occur, as we learned on Sept. 11, it is too late. It makes little sense to deprive ourselves of an important, and legal, means to detect and prevent terrorist attacks while we are still in the middle of a fight to the death with al Qaeda. – John Yoo

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. – Author Unknown

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