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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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In the clashes between ignorance and intelligence, ignorance is generally the aggressor. – Paul Harris

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Whatever debases the intelligence degrades the entire human being. – Simone Weil

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Its the continuation of everyones childhood to see these young children who grow up full of life, full of intelligence, full of a sense of wonder. And within an instant theyre gone from this world. Its terrible. – Lucien Bouchard

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I can tell you that the Canadian intelligence and law enforcement agencies have been providing outstanding co-operation with our intelligence and law enforcement agencies as we work together to track down terrorists here in North America and put them out of commission. – Paul Cellucci

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Criminals are never very amusing. Its because theyre failures. Those who make real money arent counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. – Orson Welles

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