Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. – Elbert Hubbard
Man’s greatest blunder has been in trying to make peace with the skies instead of making peace with his neighbors. – Elbert Hubbard
When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket. – Elbert Hubbard
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three. – Elbert Hubbard