Quote by Evan Davis
Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. Its a confidence

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. Its a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. – Evan Davis

Other quotes by Evan Davis

Someday well look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. – Evan Davis

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car
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Men dont know much about women. We do know when theyre happy. We know when theyre crying, and we know when theyre pissed off. We just dont know in what order these are gonna come at us. – Evan Davis

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Women
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Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

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funny

My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. – Flip Wilson

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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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All my life Ive taken photographs of people who are completely at peace being what they were in the situations I photographed them in. – Jock Sturges

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Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. – William O. Douglas

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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No religion can long continue to maintain its purity when the church becomes the subservient vassal of the state. – Felix Adler

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