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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Paul Merton
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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Paul Merton
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One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free. – Jack Henry Abbott

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Morning

I kind of woke up one morning and was like, Oh I see whats happening, I get everything. I woke up and was like, I get it, Im a product. – Taylor Momsen

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Morning

I get up at sunrise. Im a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffee together, but then its list-making time. I have carpentry projects. We have roads we keep in repair. Its not back-breaking, but its certainly aerobic and mildly strenuous. – Patrick Duffy

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Morning

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphys First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. – George Edward Woodberry

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Morning

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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I would always be that same maddening, monstrous mixture of pedantry, egoism, politeness, selfishness, kindliness, sneakiness, larkiness, sociability, loneliness, ambition, ordered calm and hidden intensity. I would cover my life with words. I would spray the whole bloody world with words. – Stephen Fry (b.1957), Moab is my Washpot #INFJ

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To provide meaningful architecture is not to parody history but to articulate it. – Daniel Libeskind

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Practice without improvement is meaningless. – Chuck Knox

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