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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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Ill always remember when I bumped into Good Morning Americas Robin Roberts on a flight to my mothers funeral in 1994, and how kind she was during that difficult time. – Gayle King

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My wife gets pampered pretty well. Shes had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. – Michael Weatherly

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I shall begin my march for Camp tomorrow morning. It was not in my power to move until I could procure shoes for the troops almost barefoot. – Anthony Wayne

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