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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Morning
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I get up at sunrise. Im a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffee together, but then its list-making time. I have carpentry projects. We have roads we keep in repair. Its not back-breaking, but its certainly aerobic and mildly strenuous. – Patrick Duffy

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Morning

The one ironclad rule is that I have to try. I have to walk into my writing room and pick up my pen every weekday morning. – Anne Tyler

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Morning

The person who doesnt scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. – Hunter S. Thompson

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Morning

Our son is in school now. You know, hes six-and-a-half and so a big chunk of the day is taken up by school. So Im hoping that Ill be able to certainly take him to school in the morning, maybe pick him up in the afternoon and come back to work. – Connie Chung

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Morning

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There is too much government today. Weve got to remember the government should be by the people, of the people, and for the people. – Ray Bradbury

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There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. – Kenneth H. Cooper

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diet

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. – Jean Luc Godard

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I cannot give them my confidence; pardon me, gentlemen, confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom: youth is the season of credulity. – William Pitt The Elder Chatham

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