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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Paul Merton
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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I am not a morning person. – Laurell K. Hamilton

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I dont go to Mass every day. But I go to church every day. Just sitting there, thinking – its a great way to start the morning, you know? You feel so good coming out, and your approach to everything is suddenly really clear. – Mark Wahlberg

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Morning

I turned on VH1 this morning just to get a little warm-up before I came over here, and I think its just terrific. Theres so much great stuff: diverse and wonderful music, good performances, great looking girls, great videos, the whole thing. – Debbie Harry

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Morning

I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning. – Izaak Walton

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To silence another, first be silent yourself. – Latin Proverb

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Faith is the virtue by which, clinging-to the faithfulness of God, we lean upon him, so that we may obtain what he gives to us. – William Ames

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man — the biography of the man himself cannot be written. – Mark Twain, Autobiography, 1924

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I try to just communicate what I want done as clearly and simply as possible. – Dick Wolf

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