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Quote by Paul Merton
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

Other quotes by Paul Merton

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Paul Merton
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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Paul Merton
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There is a fundamental situation in which the country has reached rock bottom, that a mother cant send her children out of the house in the morning. The country has reached rock bottom and this needs to be changed. – Benjamin Netanyahu

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When I go out clubbing I can dance til three oclock in the morning with just a water bottle in my hand. I love dancing to anything with a good beat really. My favorite song to dance to at the moment is probably Drakes Best I Ever Had. – Jordin Sparks

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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. – George Ade

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Waking up with a bad head in the morning is difficult sometimes. – Caroline Corr

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Morning

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There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. – Author Unknown

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