Quote by Paul Merton
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

Other quotes by Paul Merton

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Morning
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I am not a morning person. I like to sleep in. – Martha Plimpton

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Morning

Sometimes its so weird just to do an interview. This morning I was back in my parents house, with my brother, and we went for a jog together, then had breakfast as a family. And a couple of hours later Im wearing high heels and a dress and makeup, and talking about my job. – Carey Mulligan

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Morning

When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog – big as a donkey. – Ray Davies

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Morning

The world is new to us every morning – this is Gods gift and every man should believe he is reborn each day. – Baal Shem Tov

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Morning

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Officials are the only guys who can rob you and then get a police escort out of the stadium. – Ron Bolton

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Sports

We all grew up, our grandmothers and mothers had about three channels to watch, so we watched those soaps and now, a generation has grown up with the Internet and computers and video games. – Jack Wagner

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Computers

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when hes well dressed. There aint much credit in that. – Charles Dickens

Category:
good

Theres never really been a real hood Christmas movie. – Ice Cube

Category:
Christmas