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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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Paul Merton
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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Morning
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Its very important to write things down instantly, or you can lose the way you were thinking out a line. I have a rule that if I wake up at 3 in the morning and think of something, I write it down. I cant wait until morning – itll be gone. – Mary Oliver

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Morning

All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves. – Barney Ross

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Morning

Well physically preparing for the role, definitely and then continuing to stay physically fit throughout filming, getting up, 4.00 4.30 in the morning. – Brandon Routh

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Morning

When I run in the morning, my body spends the first 20 minutes trying to figure out whats happening to it. – Danny Pudi

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Morning

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History is filled with the sound of silken slippers going downstairs and wooden shoes coming up. – Voltaire

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I also use women as a sex object maybe Im kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well. – Oliver Reed

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All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to sleep feeling wrapped in the love of their family – and Gods love – this world would be a far more gentle and better place. – Mitt Romney

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