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Quote by Paul Merton
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Paul Merton
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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Paul Merton
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I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning, when I get up. – Sean Hayes

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I can write all the way through the morning, when my mind is clear, and there are no distractions. – Karen Thompson Walker

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