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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Paul Merton
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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funny
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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I was the first in my peer group to get pregnant. All I craved was reassurance. I needed someone to tell me that all the seemingly random symptoms I had – weird things, such as excess saliva – were normal. And I was worried because I wasnt getting any morning sickness. – Heidi Murkoff

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Morning

I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Morning

When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog – big as a donkey. – Ray Davies

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Morning

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I love watching the Bond movies obviously and I grew up reading the books as a kid. Ive always loved them because of that. – Danny Boyle

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The so-called modern education, with all its defects, however, does others so much more good than it does the Negro, because it has been worked out in conformity to the needs of those who have enslaved and oppressed weaker peoples. – Carter G. Woodson

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He had a face like a blessing. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. – Proverb

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