But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain
The best General Rule for Diet that I can write, is to Eat and Drink only of such Foods—at such times,—and in such quantities—as Experience has convinced you, agree with your Constitution—and absolutely to avoid all other. – William Kitchiner (1775–1827), “Art of Invigorating Life,” The Art of Invi