Quote by Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Its your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and dont take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. – Betty White

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Humor

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion. – Thomas Browne

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Humor

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

Category:
Humor

One of my favorite things about Star Trek wasnt just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality. – J. J. Abrams

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Humor

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