When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck