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When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. – Samuel Richardson

Category:
Humor

You know, Im Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. – Steve Irwin

Category:
Humor

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothings funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. – Tom DeLonge

Category:
Humor

We dont appreciate the value of humor sometimes. – Janet Evanovich

Category:
Humor

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Attitudes are the forerunners of conditions. – Eric Butterworth

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Im thrilled to continue my partnership with U by Kotex for Generation Know while helping to empower girls. Ive always been a motivational resource for my younger sisters and hope I can positively impact and inspire other young girls too. – Khloe Kardashian

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