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Quote by Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Age
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger

Category:
Humor

To me, sadness and humor arent disrelated and humor is the best tool Ive had against the sadness in my life. – Mike Mills

Category:
Humor

Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

Category:
Humor

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

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Ive been composing music all my life and if Id been clever enough at school I would like to have gone to music college. – Anthony Hopkins

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