When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck