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When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Business
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Erma Bombeck
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

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Humor

I dont know if my sense of humor goes over Americans heads. – Ryan Kwanten

Category:
Humor

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. – John Callahan

Category:
Humor

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

Category:
Humor

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For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep. – George Santayana

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