When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck