Quote by Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
mom
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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
thanksgiving
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, youve created a special little thing, and thats what Im looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. – Paul Simon

Category:
Humor

All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way. – Patrick Warburton

Category:
Humor

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. – Ray Stevenson

Category:
Humor

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. – Romain Gary

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

How old would you be if you didnt know how old you are? – Satchel Paige

Category:
Birthday

The place was always cold, and I got the feeling that the fans would have enjoyed baseball more if it had been played with a hockey puck. – Andre Dawson, on Montreal

Category:
Baseball

The great questions of the day are not decided by speeches and majority votes, but by blood and iron. – Otto von Bismarck

Category:
Questions

Im a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! – Hoda Kotb

Category:
Christmas