When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain — then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system? – Robert A. Heinlein