Quote by Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, Im a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy. – Gary Oldman

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor. – Maynard James Keenan

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Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. – Jonathan Swift

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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain — then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system? – Robert A. Heinlein

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Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once. – Robert Browning

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The things that people do now in sports, you cant even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings can do in the highest level is amazing. – Billie Joe Armstrong

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