Quote by Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I like humor. – David Yates

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Humor

The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story. – Stephen Sommers

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Humor

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

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Humor

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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Humor

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The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. – John Howard

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby

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parenting

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. – Douglas Adams

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Responsibility

This is the nature of genius, to be able to grasp the knowable even when no one else recognizes that it is present. – Deepak Chopra

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Genius