I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck
Ive met so many fans of daytime television whove watched the shows with their moms and grandmas and feel like theyve known the characters their whole lives. Its sad for them to have to say goodbye to their favorite soaps and characters. We dont want that to happen to the Days fans. – Alison Sweeney