I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck