I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck