Quote by Erma Bombeck
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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I have only one counsel for you — be master. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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It is not enough to give orders they must be obeyed. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem. – Dr. Robert Anthony

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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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And to this day I wish I had lingered a week or so…. But we stupid mortals, or most of us, are always in haste to reach somewhere else, forgetting that the zest is in the journey and not in the destination. – Ralph D. Paine, Roads of Adventure

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