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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Certainly, anyone whom Ive witnessed, who has gone through something horrible and life-changing, has a sense of ironic humor, or an ability to look at the peculiarities of the world and find humor in it. – Christopher Heyerdahl

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Humor

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. – Simon Wiesenthal

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Humor

Random Quotes

It is a rare woman who can overcome her desire to remain pretty and allow herself to become beautiful. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Beauty

The Google algorithm was a significant development. Ive had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. – Tim Berners-Lee

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dating

Americans in particular are myopic. Theyre not traveling as much. When you were a college student, the next thing you would do on graduation was to take a year off and travel. Thats what I did. I went to Indonesia. – Julie Taymor

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Graduation

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. – Thomas Carlyle

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best