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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Tracy Morgan
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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Humor

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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Humor

Ill do humor about myself, Ill poke fun and everything, but thats me and I can do it to me. I think its cruel to do it to somebody else. – Delta Burke

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Humor

Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

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Humor

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Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them. – English Proverb

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Debt / Borrow / Loan

Each word bears its weight, so you have to read my poems quite slowly. – Anne Stevenson

Category:
Poetry

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate. – Ulysses S. Grant

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Family

The Vedanta recognizes no sin it only recognizes error. And the greatest error, says the Vedanta is to say that you are weak, that you are a sinner, a miserable creature, and that you have no power and you cannot do this and that. – Swami Vivekananda

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power