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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Tracy Morgan
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

Category:
Humor

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, theyre friends. Were the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. – Colin Quinn

Category:
Humor

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

Category:
Humor

Humor is everywhere, in that theres irony in just about anything a human does. – Bill Nye

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Stubbornness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow. – Glen Beaman

Category:
Change

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. – George Gobel

Category:
Inventing, Inventions

During the 1950s, Aristotle Onassis and I formed what grew to be a close friendship and association in several business ventures. – Paul Getty

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Friendship

Theres a terrible truth for many women in the picture business: Aging typically takes its toll and means fewer and less desirable roles. – Maureen OHara

Category:
Business