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Quote by Tracy Morgan
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. – Peter Segal

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Humor

I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, theyre going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. – J. G. Ballard

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Humor

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. – Suzanne Vega

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Humor

Random Quotes

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only. – Thomas Hobbes

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Absurdity

The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel; its poverty by how little. – William R. Alger

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Soul

For the poison of hatred seated near the heart doubles the burden for the one who suffers the disease he is burdened with his own sorrow, and groans on seeing anothers happiness. – Aeschylus

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Happiness

A whopping 89 percent of buyers start their home search online. How your house looks online is the modern equivalent of curb appeal. Rent a wide-angle lens and good lighting, get rid of your clutter and post at least eight great photos to win the beauty contest. – Barbara Corcoran

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Beauty