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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Tracy Morgan
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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If I cant see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? – Casey Affleck

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Humor

Humor results when society says you cant scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. – Tom Walsh

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Humor

Sometimes Americans dont quite get my sense of humor. My good ol British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. – Lee Westwood

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Humor

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. – John Zorn

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Humor

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I spend a lot of time reading. – Bill Gates

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Fanaticism soberly defined, is the false fire of an over heated mind. – William Cowper

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Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered there is only error to be exposed. – H. L. Mencken

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Truth

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldnt have said. – Anon.

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