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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Tracy Morgan
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I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. – Tracy Morgan

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dad
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I have a very dark sense of humor. – Andy Dick

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For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, theyre friends. Were the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. – Colin Quinn

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What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. – Bernard Williams

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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony. – Xun Zi

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