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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. – Tracy Morgan

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dad
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Im not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor. – Ben Stiller

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Humor

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Humor

I dont need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. Its very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart. – Kate Walsh

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Humor

A lot of stars dont have a sense of humor. – Kathy Griffin

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Humor

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A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward. – Minna Antrim

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Science grows like a weed every year. – Kary Mullis

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On a level of simple personal survival, understanding and forgiveness are crucial… whether in an intimate personal relationship or on a global level. – Edward Albert

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