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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

Other quotes by Tracy Morgan

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Tracy Morgan
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself – with a smile. – J. B. Priestley

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Humor

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. – Arthur Hailey

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Humor

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along. – Allen Klein

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Humor

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page. – Jeremy Northam

Category:
Humor

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Avoid lawsuits beyond all things they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property. – Jean de la Bruyere

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I met my grandfather just before he died, and it was the first time that I had seen Dad with a relative of his. It was interesting to see my own father as a son and the body language and alteration in attitude that comes with that, and it sort of changed our relationship for the better. – Christian Bale

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Attitude