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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. – Tracy Morgan

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dad
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Tracy Morgan
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. – E. B. White

Category:
Humor

The secret to humor is surprise. – Aristotle

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Humor

We dont appreciate the value of humor sometimes. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

Democratic politicians have disliked things Ive written, Republican politicians… if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck. – Adam Clymer

Category:
Humor

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Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain. – John Mayer

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If you are to stand up for your Government you must be able to stand up to your Government. – Lord Harold Caccia

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He who fears to suffer, suffers from fear. – French Proverb

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Fear

My parents always made education and school the number one priority. They believed that an education is the best gift you can give to your child. – Debra Messing

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Education