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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

Other quotes by Tracy Morgan

Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

Category:
respect
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Tracy Morgan
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Tracy Morgan
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. – Bobby Clarke

Category:
Humor

Theres a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. – Tom Berenger

Category:
Humor

For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. – James Boswell

Category:
Humor

I liked the humor of it, Ive always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality. – Amber Tamblyn

Category:
Humor

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The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros. – Minna Antrim

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The web of domination has become the web of Reason itself, and this society is fatally entangled in it. – Herbert Marcuse

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Oppression

I dont go to premieres. I dont go to parties. I dont covet the Oscar. I dont want any of that. I dont go out. I just have dinner at home every night with my kids. Being famous, thats a whole other career. And I havent got any energy for it. – Gary Oldman

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famous

Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf ;is better than a whole loaf. – G. K. Chesterton

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Compromise