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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and b

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but its cool to have strong and powerful pets. – Tracy Morgan

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cool
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Stand-up dont get no respect – its the hardest thing to do in show business. You dont have no band and theres no music. – Tracy Morgan

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respect
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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But if you dont watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. – Marion Ross

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Humor

I try to bring it across on my record, in my dress, in what I do and what I say because to me humor is important. You should have a dose of that and I guess giving it is what Im here for. – Bootsy Collins

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Humor

Ive always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I dont say anything for shock value. – Amy Schumer

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Humor

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. – Abe Burrows

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Humor

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Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done. – Louis D. Brandeis

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History

The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Yeah, anybody can go in with two turntables and a microphone or a home studio sampler and a little cassette deck or whatever and make records in their bedrooms. – David Byrne

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Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat? – Goldie Hawn

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