George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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You cant help getting older, but you dont have to get old. – George Burns

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At my age flowers scare me. – George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns

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I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz

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