George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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Theres no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Kevin James

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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The alternative scene, for a couple years now, has been taken seriously and thats a cool thing. I dont think its exploded or anything, but I think its pretty cool that it still exists, its still affecting people. – Bob Odenkirk

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Every piece of entertainment is made with the idea that This is going to be terrific and This is the best thing Ive ever done and then it hits the public and then the public tells you whether its good or bad. – William Shatner

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I work with people I admire and respect. Its never because of who they are. – Alexander McQueen

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The soul at its highest is found like God, but an angel gives a closer idea of Him. That is all an angel is: an idea of God. – Meister Eckhart

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