George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. – David Lee Roth

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