George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns

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