Quote by George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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Age
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Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Age
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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

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funny

Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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funny

Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla

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My philosophy of leadership is to surround myself with good people who have ability, judgment and knowledge, but above all, a passion for service. – Sonny Perdue

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