When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig