Quote by George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. – Henry A. Kissinger

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Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

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When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took my time and trusted myself. – Tom Kite

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They come together like the Coroners Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week. – William Congreve

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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal. – Al Goldstein

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. – Gerald Barzan

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