Quote by George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Age
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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Future
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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. – Sugar Ray Leonard

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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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funny

Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

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I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. – Ricky Schroder

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If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Those expressions are omitted which can not with propriety be read aloud in the family. – Thomas Bowdler

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An effort made for the happiness of others lifts above ourselves. – Lydia M. Child

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The reflection of the world is blues, thats where that part of the music is at. Then you got this other kind of music thats tryin to come around. – Jimi Hendrix

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Music