George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns

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Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I cant get away from them. Its funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. – Shaun White

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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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I am very lucky because I am realizing my childhood dreams, and after presenting my shows its like a party. – Jean Paul Gaultier

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As I have tried to show, science, in producing the airplane and the wireless, has created a new international political environment to which governments must adjust their foreign policies. – John Boyd Orr

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I was a big fan of The Smurfs growing up, even though by default – my mom used to force me to watch because she was a Smurfs fan. – Jayma Mays

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