Quote by George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Failure
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Family
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders

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funny

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny

I like all Jim Carrey films. Theyre really funny. – Rupert Grint

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funny

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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funny

Random Quotes

Science fiction writers, I am sorry to say, really do not know anything. We cant talk about science, because our knowledge of it is limited and unofficial, and usually our fiction is dreadful. – Philip K. Dick

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Knowledge

Ive also just finished filming the role of Robert Brown in Just William, which is due to transmit on BBC One at Christmas. – Harry Melling

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Christmas

I therefore claim to show, not how men think in myths, but how myths operate in mens minds without their being aware of the fact. – Claude Levi-Strauss

I swam my brains out. – Mark Spitz

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Training