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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

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Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny. – Seth Green

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Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

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Hurried and worried until were buried, and theres no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. – George M. Cohan

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The music of the far-away summer flutters around the Autumn seeking its former nest. – Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds

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