George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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