George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

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I got to play with Nintendos Wii, yes its a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. – Olivia Munn

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By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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Random Quotes

The movie business is very difficult but the music business is just impossible. So Ill play in bands and record and play songs with other people, but for me its a form of expression that all I need is me. I dont need cameras or agents, I can just have a piano and sing and feel totally verified. – Jeremy Renner

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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. – From a Washington Post word contest

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The ability to express an idea is well nigh as important as the idea itself. – Bernard Baruch

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You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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