George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I cant take myself too seriously. – Drew Barrymore

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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? – Orlando Bloom

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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I use the music to vent, and a lot of the stuff that I am writing about or was writing about contained a lot of anger and anxiety, stress and depression, so thats how the album came out so dark. – Vanilla Ice

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Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. – Ludwig van Beethoven

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain

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The depth of our despair measures what capability and height of claim we have to hope. – Thomas Carlyle

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