When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns