George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. – David Hyde Pierce

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The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you cant sing. – Jo Brand

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