George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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