George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

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Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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Especially with a comedy, youve got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. Its not like drama where youre trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. Youre trying to figure out whats the funniest way to do something. – Luke Wilson

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I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz

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If you think somethings funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. – Olivia Munn

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Ive learned through experience that life is never that bad. The secret is just paying attention to how you feel and not letting anyone else dictate what in your heart you know is right. – Dana Plato

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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. – Jonathan Kozel

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I like to skip because I can’t help but smile when I’m skipping (either I’m too uncoordinated to frown and skip at the same time or else it’s a physical impossibility)! – Nancy, courtesy of iSkip.com

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One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway

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