George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. Its a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. – Jonah Hill

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