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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Failure
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George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Family
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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Age
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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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Every color I can think of and nationality, we were all touched by Dr. King because he made us like each other and respect each other. – Lena Horne

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Why worry about what might or might not happen when the heart is longing only to drink in the breath of this moment? – Cathy Ginter

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The best security for civilization is the dwelling, and upon properly appointed and becoming dwellings depends, more than anything else, the improvement of mankind. – Benjamin Disraeli

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I dont want a Black History Month. Black history is American history. – Morgan Freeman

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