George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

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Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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It means so much being a part of country music and the Opry. – Martina McBride

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How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes, such enchanted musical instruments as the ears, and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain can experience itself anything less than a god. – Alan Watts

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