George Burns's Quote - When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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You cant help getting older, but you dont have to get old. – George Burns

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I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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