When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns