Quote by George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Family
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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Future
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

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Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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There are so many people that dont believe in themselves and dont have faith. – Lenny Kravitz

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As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other peoples ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life. – Amy Poehler

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Bad habits are easier to abandon today than tomorrow. – Yiddish Proverb

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Oh, give us the man who sings at his work. – Thomas Carlyle

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