Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns