Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns
Its my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe Ive given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Dont worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan. – Larry Hagman