When angry, count to four when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
Violence is a problem we all want to solve. I want to make sure that kids learn to deal with anger by learning how to talk with people to solve problems. Here in the United States Senate I want to make sure we have safe schools, safe neighborhoods and good things for kids to do after school! – Patty Murray