When angry, count to four when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain