When angry, count to four when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
In general I was a good kid. It usually took a lot to make me mad. But once I reached the boiling point, I lost all rational control. Totally without thinking, when my anger was aroused, I grabbed the nearest brick, rock, or stick to bash someone. It was as if I had no conscious will in the matter. – Benjamin Carson