It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain