Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes. – Steve Irwin

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That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably dont show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else. – Steve Irwin

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My dad taught me from my youngest childhood memories through these connections with Aboriginal and tribal people that you must always protect peoples sacred status, regardless of the pest. – Steve Irwin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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