Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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Since I was a boy, from this house, I was out rescuing crocodiles and snakes. My mum and dad were very passionate about that and, I was lucky enough to go along. – Steve Irwin

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The only animals Im not comfortable with are parrots, but Im learning as I go. Im getting better and better at em. I really am. – Steve Irwin

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I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message. – Steve Irwin

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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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They who forgive most shall be most forgiven. – Josiah Bailey

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I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best theyre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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I try to do the right thing at the right time. They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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