Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

Other quotes by Steve Irwin

So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes. – Steve Irwin

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You know, Im Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. – Steve Irwin

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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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