Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

Other quotes by Steve Irwin

The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. – Steve Irwin

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Age
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I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message. – Steve Irwin

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Education
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You know, Im Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. – Steve Irwin

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Humor
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If you look at the game and everything, its not quite like looking at an animated film, because thats total character. This, this is really movement, but its got funny little things if you look for the humor. Theyre actually getting to the character. – Don Bluth

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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. – Mo Rocca

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funny

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny

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We tell our triumphs to the crowds, but our own hearts are the sole confidants of our sorrows. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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If we can reduce the cost and improve the quality of medical technology through advances in nanotechnology, we can more widely address the medical conditions that are prevalent and reduce the level of human suffering. – Ralph Merkle

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The whole kiss-and-tell thing is a negative approach that often happens in a World Cup. We will see negative stories about the players and it can affect their confidence and the overall performance of the national team on the pitch, let alone the bid to actually stage the competition. – Gary Lineker

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alone

Cambodia possesses now the rights to look far into the future and everything for making a future construction is waiting for the Cambodian own efforts. – Hun Sen

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Future