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Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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You know, Im Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. – Steve Irwin

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That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably dont show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else. – Steve Irwin

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