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Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. – Steve Irwin

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I believe that education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message. – Steve Irwin

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You know, Im Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. – Steve Irwin

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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. – Scott Hamilton

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