Quote by Steve Irwin
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

Other quotes by Steve Irwin

So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes. – Steve Irwin

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Fear
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The only animals Im not comfortable with are parrots, but Im learning as I go. Im getting better and better at em. I really am. – Steve Irwin

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Learning
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Theres a lot of research behind the scenes that you dont get to see, but I have an instinct that my dad nurtured from when I was born. I was very lucky then. – Steve Irwin

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dad
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan

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I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and Im sure Id love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. – Karen Russell

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funny

I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I cant get away from them. Its funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. – Shaun White

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funny

People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic

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A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling Stop! – William F. Buckley, Jr.

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Some of the best health care services are free or cost very little and are even available to millionaires but hardly anyone knows they exist. – Matthew Lesko

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Public discourse has been polluted now for decades by corporate-funded disinformation – not just with climate change but with a host of health, environmental and societal threats. The implications for the planet are grim. – Michael E. Mann

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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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