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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a ve

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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Since I was a boy, from this house, I was out rescuing crocodiles and snakes. My mum and dad were very passionate about that and, I was lucky enough to go along. – Steve Irwin

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Theres a lot of research behind the scenes that you dont get to see, but I have an instinct that my dad nurtured from when I was born. I was very lucky then. – Steve Irwin

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The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. – Steve Irwin

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. – Jamie Foxx

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Its funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they cant afford the music. – Tom Petty

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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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In real love you want the other persons good. In romantic love you want the other person. – Margaret Anderson

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The imaginations which people have of one another are the solid facts of society. – Charles Horton Cooley

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This film business, perhaps more so in America than in Europe, has always been about young sexuality. Its not true of theatre, but in America, film audiences are young. Its not an intellectual cinema in America. – Jacqueline Bisset

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When youre in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. – Natalie Clifford Barney

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