What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers