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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the ma

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. – Joseph Campbell

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Live the life youve dreamed. – Henry David Thoreau

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It may be life is only worthwhile at moments. Perhaps that is all we ought to expect. – Sherwood Anderson

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Autobiographies are only useful as the lives you read about and analyze may suggest to you something that you may find useful in your own journey through life. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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