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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the ma

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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At times in my life the only place I have been happy is when I am on stage. – Bob Dylan

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Im not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. Im not looking for the secret to life… I just go on from day to day, taking what comes. – Frank Sinatra

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In the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln

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I am an example of what is possible when girls from the very beginning of their lives are loved and nurtured by people around them. I was surrounded by extraordinary women in my life who taught me about quiet strength and dignity. – Michelle Obama

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If a woman must make a fool of herself, the least a man can do is to let her be one in her own way. – When Ladies Meet, 1941 movie written by Rachel Crothers, John Meehan, Leon Gordo

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When I was in the first grade I was afraid of the teacher and had a miserable time in the reading circle, a difficulty that was overcome by the loving patience of my second grade teacher. Even though I could read, I refused to do so. – Beverly Cleary

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I think my view is that whenever you project into the future youre never likely to be accurate in the details, or the paraphernalia and style. Its in the spirit of it. – Stephen Fry

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There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink. – Oscar Wilde

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