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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the ma

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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All life demands struggle. Those who have everything given to them become lazy, selfish, and insensitive to the real values of life. The very striving and hard work that we so constantly try to avoid is the major building block in the person we are today. – Pope Paul VI

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I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someones wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really. – Marilyn Monroe

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To live is like to love — all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. – Samuel Butler

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The energy of the mind is the essence of life. – Aristotle

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Live to live and you will learn to live. – Proverb

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An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected. – Auberon Herbert

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The secret of food lies in memory – of thinking and then knowing what the taste of cinnamon or steak is. – Jerry Saltz

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