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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the ma

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. – Oscar Wilde

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Unbeing dead isnt being alive. – e. e. cummings

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To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. – Muhammad Ali

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Good as it is to inherit a library, it is better to collect one. – Augustine Birrell, Obiter Dicta, "Book Buying"

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So do not think of helpful whores as aberrational blots; I could not love you half so well without my practice shots. – James Stewart Alexander Simmons

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