Joan Rivers's Quote - People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Although one may fail to find happiness in theatrical life, one never wishes to give it up after having once tasted its fruits. – Anna Pavlova

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Joy is more divine than sorrow; for joy is bread, and sorrow is medicine. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldnt be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should. – Richard Dreyfuss

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Happiness? No, its not there for me. – Robert Mapplethorpe

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