Joan Rivers's Quote - People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I guess happiness is not a state you want to be in all the time. – John Belushi

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To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. – John Dewey

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Musicians are probably the most uncomfortable people in themselves in the world. Happiness, I think, only exists when youre a child and once you go past 11, unfortunately its gone. – Andrea Corr

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When youre in love, youre so happy that you want to tell people about it. But now I have to censor myself. You need to protect the happiness you have. – Emily Blunt

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No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. – Samuel Johnson

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If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. – Russian Proverb

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A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide. – Samuel Butler

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Nations, like men, have their infancy. – Henry Bolingbroke

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Nation, Nationality, Nationalism