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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. – Robert S. Lynd

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Happiness, for you we walk on a knife edge. To the eyes you are a flickering light, to the feet, thin ice that cracks and so may no one touch you who loves you. – Eugenio Montale

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Its horrible when people are only interested in buying labels, because it doesnt bring them the happiness they think it will. – Miuccia Prada

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