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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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The principle we call self-love never seeks anything external for the sake of the thing, but only as a means of happiness or good: particular affections rest in the external things themselves. – Joseph Butler

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Happiness is a mystery, like religion, and should never be rationalised. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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There is no worse sorrow than remembering happiness in the day of sorrow. – Alfred de Musset

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A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness. – Stendhal

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It is theory that decides what can be observed. – Albert Einstein

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Failure doesnt kill you… it increases your desire to make something happen. – Kevin Costner

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I think Serena Williams is the best tennis player of this generation, if not the best ever. It is amazing for her to be playing as well as she is at the age of 31. – Samantha Stosur

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