People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers