Joan Rivers's Quote - People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it. – Helen Keller

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Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself. – Plutarch

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Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring. – Chinese Proverb

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I guess happiness is not a state you want to be in all the time. – John Belushi

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