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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash

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The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mode of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being disappointed by the change; happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up. – Charles L. Morgan

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To be obliged to beg our daily happiness from others bespeaks a more lamentable poverty than that of him who begs his daily bread. – Charles Caleb Colton

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You can’t postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Social Security is not just the foundation of Americas retirement dignity and security, it ensures the economic stability and strength of our families and our states economy. – Debbie Stabenow

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I am a free man. I feel as light as a feather. – Javier Perez De Cuellar

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