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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him. – Soren Kierkegaard

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Life finds its purpose and fulfillment in the expansion of happiness. – Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

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Inequality makes everyone unhappy, the poor most of all, and that is well within the remit of the state. More money gives less extra happiness the richer we get, yet we are addicted to earning and spending more every year. – Polly Toynbee

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She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway. – Rob Thomas, “3A.M.”

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Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Genesis 3:5 – Bible

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