People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
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