Quote by Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always fi

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness is hard to recall. Its just a glow. – Frank McCourt

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We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others happiness, not by each others misery. – Charlie Chaplin

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My mum brought me up to think that personal happiness is more important than your family. – Gail Porter

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The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in anothers keeping . – Dale Carnegie

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