What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman