Quote by Henny Youngman
What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Home
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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Morning
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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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Other Quotes from
Children
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Children make your life important. – Erma Bombeck

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Children

As the father of two young girls, I have come to the realization that they are just as messy as boys but the dirt that they create around the house is comprised of at least 50% glitter. – Andrew K. Keller, 2012

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Children

There is no sinner like a young saint. – Aphra Behn

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Children

The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant profile of their own. – W. H. Auden

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Children

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Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends? – George Eliot

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Fight, Fighting

All theory is against freedom of the will all experience for it. – Samuel Johnson

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Experience

When I was in N.W.A. and didnt get paid all the money I was owed, thats when the business side of showbiz hit me. – Ice Cube

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Business

During my nearly five years as director-general of WHO, high-level policymakers have increasingly recognized that health is central to sustainable development. – Gro Harlem Brundtland

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Health