What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman