What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman