Henny Youngman's Quote - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no h

Quote by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. – Author Unknown

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The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. – Charles Dudley Warner

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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I was talking to one of my aunties at Christmas and she said she didnt think it was ever in my nature to go against the grain, that I was always a good boy. I think she was right – I did always want to be good. – James McAvoy

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Random Quotes

We fear the thing we want the most. – Robert Anthony

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In the case of my book, I dont think its really the coming-out gay novel that everyone really needed, even though it was received as such. The boy is too creepy, he betrays his teacher, the only adult man with whom hes enjoyed a sexual experience, etc. – Edmund White

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Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages. – Spiro T. Agnew

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Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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