Henny Youngman's Quote - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no h

Quote by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. – Washington Irving

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I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If its a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands. – Gina Gershon

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I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn. – Muddy Waters

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Expectancy is the atmosphere for miracles. – Edwin Louis Cole

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I was in the postseason twice and Im thankful for that. – Ryne Sandberg

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Im for women choosing whatever they want to do but they have to really know what they are doing. – Alice Walker

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Yet it would be your duty to bear it, if you could not avoid it: it is weak and silly to say you cannot bear what it is your fate to be required to bear. – Charlotte BrontÃ«

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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she werent. – Sacha Guitry

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