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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Women
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

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I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. – Robin Trower

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This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. – Taylor Caldwell

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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