Henny Youngman's Quote - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no h

Quote by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other. – Keith Thibodeaux

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. – Ellen DeGeneres

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The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles

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You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it. – Miranda Richardson

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War is not the quintessential emergency in which man has to prove himself, as my generation learned at its school desks in the days of the Kaiser rather, peace is the emergency in which we all have to prove ourselves. – Gustav Heinemann

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Trust the tale, not the teller. – David Knopfler

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I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldnt necessarily believe in. – Oliver Reed

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