Henny Youngman's Quote - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no h

Quote by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

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So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only. – Peter Jurasik

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I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybodys presents – everybodys – so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside. – Tommy Hilfiger

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For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I dont live in the woods by myself by the time Im 25, I have failed. – Chris Evans

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale

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As I live and am a man, this is an unexaggerated tale – my dreams become the substances of my life. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. – Gloria Steinem

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Bahrainis are better off than many other Arabs. We have a welfare state, everybody gets a salary whether they have a job or not. Electricity and food are subsidized school and healthcare are free. And we dont differentiate between Bahrainis and foreigners. We are very proud of that. – Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa

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Good friends are like quilts – they age with you yet never lose their warmth. – Author Unknown

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