Henny Youngman's Quote - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no h

Quote by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

What is a home without children? Quiet. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. – Mo Rocca

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Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around. – Bryan White

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Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. Its the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season. – Evan Davis

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Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. – Margaret Thatcher

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Yeah, maybe if we make that extra point we go into overtime … But if I make that last throw, thats what Brett Favre is all about. … When called upon, I expect to make those plays. So, yeah, I feel like I let this team down. – Brett Favre

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The structure of life I have described in buildings – the structure which I believe to be objective – is deeply and inextricably connected with the human person, and with the innermost nature of human feeling. – Christopher Alexander

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Seldom in the business and transactions of ordinary life, do we find the sympathy we want. – Johann von Goethe

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Let each become all that he was created capable of being. – Thomas Carlyle

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