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Quote by Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas, so it is a costly, though extremely pleasing proposition. – Fred Melamed

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Christmas in L.A. is weird. Theres no snow. Its not even cold. – Ellie Goulding

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Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles

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A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you cant louse it up. – Leonard Maltin

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