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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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Henny Youngman
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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Medical
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. – Charles Dudley Warner

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Christmas

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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Christmas

My parents still treat Christmas like Im thirteen years old. – Mike Shinoda

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Christmas

The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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Knowledge will give you power, but character respect. – Bruce Lee

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