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Quote by Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no h

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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I dont want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesnt sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? – Ian St. John

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Christmas

It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year. – Richard E. Grant

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Christmas

Christmas in L.A. is weird. Theres no snow. Its not even cold. – Ellie Goulding

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