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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries. – Grover Norquist

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I mean, you have a general tone of it but its pretty much you get to come in and youre going to flip this car and its going to blow up and youre going to come out on fire and you go oh, thats cool, and then you get paid a lot of money. – David R. Ellis

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I compare it to being in a car accident. Theres so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you dont remember any of the details. – Brooke Langton

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Now having said that, I realize that releasing a film in the real world is like trying to get General Motors to release a handmade car. – Godfrey Reggio

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