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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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The car business is a lot like football. In football, you have to win once a week. In the car business, you have to win every day. – Tom Dempsey

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I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the 70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car. – Duane Chapman

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The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever – check the tire pressure. – Richard Hammond

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. – Sir Eric Geddes

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Perhaps all pleasure is only relief. – William Burroughs

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