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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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One morning, about four oclock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: Im falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with. – June Carter Cash

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I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and its bedlam. Everyones got crazy eyes. – Emily Blunt

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I think Im actually quite a materialistic person, I value what it takes to make a car or build a nice house. Money does change things, but how it changes people depends on how they react to it. – Roland Gift

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I took guitar a while back, and my heart wasnt in it at the time, but Im ready to try it again. I sing in the car, at home – its a huge part of my life, especially since Im from Tennessee. – Lucy Hale

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