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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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