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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Im a crazy car guy. Ive got an airplane hangar full of cars. – Paul Walker

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We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for – to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world. – Yuan T. Lee

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I have a new little stray dog that Ive had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk – hes this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard. – Krysten Ritter

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We have some worse scenarios for which we need to prepare as companies. For the moment, were planning for the worst, and the worst is now, and the car market is down more than 15 percent in France. There is so much uncertainty. – Carlos Ghosn

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