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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. – Murray Walker

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But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. – Eva Herzigova

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To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story. – Emily Procter

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I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries. – Grover Norquist

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Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way. – Eileen Caddy

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Directing is: youre overwhelmed the whole time. Your mind never stops. If you care about it. You wake up in the morning and you begin thinking about it and then you go to sleep at night and youre still thinking about it. – Campbell Scott

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Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth? – Patrick Sky

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Reflection makes men cowards. – William Hazlitt

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