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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Now having said that, I realize that releasing a film in the real world is like trying to get General Motors to release a handmade car. – Godfrey Reggio

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Its a tricky place, especially the last sector. I wasnt happy in practice. I wasnt happy with the car and I wasnt happy with myself. But I always thought there was more in the car. – Sebastian Vettel

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Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. – Jared Padalecki

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