Henny Youngman's Quote - I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

Quote by Henny Youngman

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, Marc Jacobs! in a French accent. – Marc Jacobs

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Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood. – Marc Davis

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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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I always keep a ball in the car. You never know. – Hakeem Olajuwon

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Greatness be nothing unless it be lasting. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Our age will be known as the age of committees. – Ernest Benn

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If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both. – Horace Mann

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If only cats grew into kittens. – R. Stern

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