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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything – millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. – Richard Pryor

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The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is a computer. Im on computers every day without actively seeking them out. – John Hawkes

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If your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world, a 10-movie contract is gold. It was never my goal. Up until now, I made movies – and I have a nice house, a nice car. Im fortunate, happy and grateful. Life is good. – Chris Evans

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There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line? – Timothy Griffin

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I dont try to describe the future. I try to prevent it. – Ray Bradbury

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