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Quote by Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Well, you go to Holland and everybodys on a bike – nobody would think to have a car. – Stone Gossard

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People go to car races to watch the crashes. – Johnny Knoxville

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