Henny Youngman's Quote - Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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The chances of a reunion now are less likely. I was thinking of having a 40th anniversary of the band, but now they are really another band, so its all a bit weird. – Alvin Lee

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My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, its just a number. – Jamie Lee Curtis

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Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. – Author Unknown

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Change yourself, change your fortunes. – Proverb

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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. – George F. Will, Men at Work: The Craft of Baseball, 1990

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A mother’s heart is a patchwork of love. – Author Unknown

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For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while. – Luther Burbank

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