Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman