Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman