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Quote by Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. – Author Unknown

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Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it. – Boris Pasternak

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My last trip to New Orleans was for the fifth anniversary of Katrina, and I had the awesome opportunity to bring my family down. We all worked on a house together and met some of the families. – AnnaLynne McCord

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Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. – Zelda Fitzgerald

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Unless we practice conservation, those who come after us will have to pay the price of misery, degradation, and failure for the progress and prosperity of our day. – Gifford Pinchot

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I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy. – William Westmoreland

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History: gossip well told. – Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary

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None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps. We got here because somebody – a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns – bent down and helped us pick up our boots. – Thurgood Marshall

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