Henny Youngman's Quote - Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

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