Henny Youngman's Quote - Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wi

Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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