Quote by George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret. – Fred A. Allen

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Travel

And, obviously as a, as one who likes to travel around myself a lot, I think the Earth is a beautiful place. And, Im looking forward to some new perspectives. – Duane G. Carey

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Travel

When I was deputy chairman I could travel from Glasgow to Edinburgh without leaving Tory land. In a two-week period I covered every constituency in which we had an MP. There were 14. Now we have only one. We appear to have given up. – Jeffrey Archer

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Travel

I can tell you that when I travel the state, when I talk to people, they are really struggling, in a very real way. Theyre losing their jobs, theyre losing their homes, theyre dealing with financial challenges. – Alexi Giannoulias

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Travel

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Punishment may make us obey the orders we are given, but at best it will only teach an obedience to authority, not a self-control which enhances our self-respect. – Bruno Bettelheim

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Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this that he does good not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it. – Mikhail Bakunin

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Be honest, brutally honest. That is whats going to maintain relationships. – Lauryn Hill

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For one seldom hears a genuine laugh nowadays, and much of the phraseology of laughter is a mere fashion of speech. There are many people whose sides have never ached from over-indulgence in the outward expression of mirth…. With some persons a wheeze or a chuckle is the utmost they can compass. – “Laughter,” in The Spectator for the week ending Saturday, January 19, 1889

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