When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin