When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin