When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin