Quote by Kevin James
For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funn

For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James

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I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and its 30 years later. – Kevin James

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positive
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Theres no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Kevin James

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funny
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As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they dont go together. You cant be chewing an apple at a baseball game. Youve got to let go of the diet that day. – Kevin James

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diet
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Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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funny

Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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Thats what I hate about a lot of comedies, when youre hitting a line or making it funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem. – Allen Klein

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A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. – George Herbert

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It is wonderful what strength of purpose and boldness and energy of will are roused by the assurance that we are doing our duty. – Walter Scott

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