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Quote by Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker

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movies
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I think the great sketch shows, like Python and Mr. Show, they didnt stick around for very long. Theres something kind of cool about that. – Tim Heidecker

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cool
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. – Arthur Smith

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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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Its sort of an action flick. You cant be that funny trying to steal diamonds. – Anthony Anderson

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I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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