Quote by Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker

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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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