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Quote by Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker

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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. Its just not the way we really behave. – Tim Heidecker

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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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