Quote by Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker

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Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker

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