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Quote by Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. Its just not the way we really behave. – Tim Heidecker

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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why should we fear; and what? The laws?
They all are armed in virtues cause;
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I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly. – Marilyn Monroe

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