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Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker

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Theres a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world. – Tim Heidecker

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Im not a believer in the pratfall. I dont think its funny just to have someone fall down. – Harold Ramis

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Ive dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. – Ryan Seacrest

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Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. – Mary Douglas

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