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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food
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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know. – Bette Davis

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Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? – Rick Santorum

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How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys? – Randall Terry

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Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one Im in. So Im no expert on it. – Hillary Clinton

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The shock of any trauma, I think changes your life. Its more acute in the beginning and after a little time you settle back to what you were. However it leaves an indelible mark on your psyche. – Alex Lifeson

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