If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
Clearly, if it is sensible to hold a referendum on independence, it is crucial that we have one on marriage. It is the only way the country can move forward on this issue. Let all those who have a view on this subject place their trust in the Scottish people and let Scotland decide. – Keith OBrien