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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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My decision to end my marriage was such a risk to lose ratings and lose my fan base. I had to take that risk for my inner peace and to be happy with myself. – Kim Kardashian

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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The mark of a good marriage is partnership and continuing to feel inspired by your spouse. I had that with Tao. But the end is not necessarily the tragedy. Staying in a relationship that is no longer working is the tragedy. Living unhappily – thats the tragedy. – Olivia Wilde

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland

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