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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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I think that, as with marriage, you just know when its time to have kids. – Ashley Judd

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Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. – George W. Bush

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