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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, youd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. – Mignon McLaughlin

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We need uniform protection of traditional marriage. You cant have different definitions on something as fundamental as marriage. The Marriage Protection Amendment is the only solution to this problem. – Ernest Istook

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I dont know what my version of a relationship or marriage is yet, because the typical model seems a little broken to me. – Michelle Williams

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Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. – Douglas William Jerrold

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