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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Id marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that hed be dead within a year. – Bette Davis

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Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. – Eva Gabor

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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