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Quote by Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Let me first state that I believe that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman. – Judy Biggert

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Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. – Franz Schubert

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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

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