Quote by Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage
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My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart, she had to come back to her family. – Lisa Bonet

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin

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Marriage

Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. – Alan King

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Marriage

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. – Arthur Baer

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Marriage

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You never know whats going to happen. My mother was an English teacher. If someone had told her that I was going to write a book, she would never have believed that. So you can never say never. – Tony Dungy

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