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Quote by Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – Helen Rowland

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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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I enjoy being single, but I loved being married. – Stephanie Mills

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