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Quote by Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. – Barbara Cartland

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Marriage encourages the men and women who together create life to unite in a bond for the protection of children. – Jack Kingston

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I firmly believe in marriage. Its a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If youre thinking about divorce. You shouldnt get married. – Seth Green

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Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. – Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams

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I aim for a lifetime full of movies. – Salma Hayek

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