Johnny Carson's Quote - If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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There is something wrong with our culture when the view that marriage is between one man and one woman, a view shared by half the nation, is portrayed as evidence of hatred. – Gary Bauer

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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A man’s growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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