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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftov

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan

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You know for many elected officials they all started in the same place. You know marriage is between a man and a woman, but they understand that they are moving inevitably, catching up to the American public. – James McGreevey

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Its nice to be able to work Id love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicago so I could live and work in the same place. Its hard being a parent and being in a good marriage, and it all takes a lot of work, but if youre not there you cant do any of it. – Joan Cusack

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