When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, “Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.” – Author Unknown Category: Time
I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time. – Kid Rock Category: Time
There is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, Truth is the daughter of Time. – Abraham Lincoln Category: Time
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. – Saint Augustine Category: Time
Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most. – Charles W. Purcell Category: Skydiving
Education! Why say it is a stimulant when it is really an anaesthetic? – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962) Category: Education
We are least open to precise knowledge concerning the things we are most vehement about. – Eric Hoffer Category: Knowledge
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. – Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet) Category: Surprise
