Quote by Steven Wright
When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Im a huge fan of science fiction and fantasy – not so much horror because I get a bit scared. – Michael Sheen

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If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong. – Arthur C. Clarke

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Polygraph tests are 20th-century witchcraft. – Sam Ervin

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I am one of those scientists who feels that it is no longer enough just to get on and do science. We have to devote a significant proportion of our time and resources to defending it from deliberate attack from organised ignorance. – Richard Dawkins

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