When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright