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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Science
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I dislike literary jargon and never use it. Criticism has only one function and that is to help readers read and understand literature. It is not a science, it is an aid to art. – Anne Stevenson

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Science

Science and literature give me answers. And they ask me questions I will never be able to answer. – Mark Haddon

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Science

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. – Carl Sagan

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Science

Facts are not science — as the dictionary is not literature. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Science

Random Quotes

Unwearied ceaseless effort is the price that must be paid for turning faith into a rich infallible experience. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Illness tells us what we are. – Italian saying

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. – Abbott Joseph Liebling, “Do You Belong in Journalism?” The New Yorker, May 1960

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Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. – Richard Bach

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Difficulty