When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright