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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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It is a shock to us in the twentieth century to discover, from observations science has made, that the fundamental mechanisms of life cannot be ascribed to natural selection, and therefore were designed. But we must deal with our shock as best we can and go on. – Michael Behe

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I think what a life in science really teaches you is the vastness of our ignorance. – David Eagleman

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Vast is the field of Science. The more a man knows, the more he will find he has to know. – Samuel Richardson

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Facts are the air of scientists. Without them you can never fly. – Linus Pauling

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