When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron