When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright