When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright