If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan Category: Perspective
There are truths on this side of the Pyrénées, which are falsehoods on the other. – Blaise Pascal Category: Perspective
He shaped and molded that office to the contours of his own heroic stature. – W.J. Cameron Category: Presidents Day
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner Category: Medical
Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation. – Tennessee Williams, “The Rose Tattoo” Category: Death