If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright