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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer. – Author Unknown

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No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. – Russian Proverb

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Swimming – what real men do while boys play football. – Author Unknown

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The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. – Edsger Dijkstra

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