Quote by Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. – Thomas Jefferson

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If you have a lane, you have a chance. – Author Unknown

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We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes. – Author Unknown

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