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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. – Author Unknown

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Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story, who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim. – Thomas Macaulay

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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times: in water, in butter, and in wine. – Proverb

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