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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. – Russian Proverb

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