If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright