Quote by Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. – Author Unknown

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Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! – Author Unknown

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Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. – Author Unknown

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Seven days of no swimming makes one weak. – Author Unknown

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