If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright