If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright