I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright