Quote by Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our childrens future. And we are all mortal. – John F. Kennedy

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Future

Ive been asked to do a retrospective since I was about 28 and I always thought that was a bit odd. Its great to look forward as an artist because in the future the possibilities are infinite you look back and its all fixed so its a scary thing. – Damien Hirst

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The incentive that you give to your youth is going to be the make-or-break future of the country. – King Abdullah II

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Future

The people in charge, globally, are maniacs. They are maniacs, and unless we do something about it these people are going to deprive us of a future. – Thom Yorke

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Future

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God cannot alter the past, but historians can. – Samuel Butler

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Happiness is a matter of one’s most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. – Iris Murdoch

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The most important thing about goals is having one. – Geoffrey F. Abert

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Create each day anew by clothing yourself with heaven and earth, bathing yourself with wisdom and love, and placing yourself in the heart of Mother Nature. – Morihei Ueshiba

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