I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright