I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright