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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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When I was 17, I broke up with my future wife. – Kris Allen

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Thats one of the most exciting things about Michigans future. We need to, we must capitalize on our alternative-energy vehicles that we can produce right here. – Jennifer Granholm

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The future is called “perhaps,” which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you. – Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending, 1957

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To a father, when a child dies, the future dies to a child when a parent dies, the past dies. – Red Auerbach

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He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. – Kingsley Amis

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All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul. – Alexander Pope

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain

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