I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright