I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright