I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright
After the Berlin Wall came down I visited that city and I will never forget it. The abandoned checkpoints. The sense of excitement about the future. The knowledge that a great continent was coming together. Healing those wounds of our history is the central story of the European Union. – David Cameron