I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright