Quote by George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire,

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Death
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Time
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Freedom
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In many respects, the United States is a great country. Freedom of speech is protected more than in any other country. It is also a very free society. – Noam Chomsky

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Freedom

True independence and freedom can only exist in doing whats right. – Brigham Young

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Freedom

The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. – Daniel Webster

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Freedom

I dont have anything to prove anymore. I dont have a record deal, no one has any expectations, Im in a position of freedom. I dont need anyones approval. – Juliana Hatfield

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Freedom

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Unrequited Love

Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by terror and force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the Communist flag. All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded to the individual. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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Tyranny

The worst behaved students turn out to be the most pious preachers. – Proverb

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Evangelism

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God