Quote by George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire,

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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good
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We know what works. Freedom Works. We know whats right. Freedom is right. – George H. W. Bush

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Freedom

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. – Louis D. Brandeis

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Freedom

A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and thats what freedom is all about. – Newt Gingrich

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Freedom

I have no choice about whether or not I have Parkinsons. I have nothing but choices about how I react to it. In those choices, theres freedom to do a lot of things in areas that I wouldnt have otherwise found myself in. – Michael J. Fox

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Freedom

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I will give thanks to thee for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are Thy works, and my soul knows it very well. Psalms 139:14 – Bible

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Self Respect

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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dating

I mean, the most important thing to me is imagination. – Rob Walton

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Imagination

But alas! Science cannot now rescue us, for even the scientist is lost in the terrible midnight of our age. Indeed, science gave us the very instruments that threaten to bring universal suicide. – Martin Luther King,Jr., Strength to Love, 1963