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Quote by George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire,

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Freedom
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Spirit borrows from matter the perceptions on which it feeds and restores them to matter in the form of movements which it has stamped with its own freedom. – Henri Bergson

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Private property was the original source of freedom. It still is its main ballpark. – Walter Lippmann

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When I was in jail, I was a lot of peoples favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police. – Flavor Flav

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Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better…. – Albert Camus

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May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country. – Zebulon Pike

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Education is the process in which we discover that learning adds quality to our lives. Learning must be experienced. – William Glasser

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There is no burnt rice to a hungry person. – Philippine Proverb

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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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