Quote by George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewh

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Time! the corrector when our judgments err. – Lord Byron

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You cannot run away from weakness you must some time fight it out or perish and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? – Robert Louis Stevenson

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