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Quote by George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewh

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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Finding some quiet time in your life, I think, is hugely important. – Mariel Hemingway

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Young poets bewail the passing of love old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. – Mason Cooley

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Time goes on. So whatever youre going to do, do it. Do it now. Dont wait. – Robert De Niro

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