By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin