By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin