By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin