By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin