By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
Two weeks ago at the U.S. Amateur, my mom caddied, and that is kind of a different feeling, because shes your mom and you have to listen to her. It was really comfortable having my mom there, but its also really relieving and comfortable to have someone that knows the course off their hat, really. – Lydia Ko