Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld
Thats the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld
Thats the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld