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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage
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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Quotations
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many – not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. – Charles Dickens

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Im fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. – George McGovern

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It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously. – H. L. Mencken

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Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. – E. B. White

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Its attitude, which it has preached and practiced, is skepticism. Now, it finds, the public is applying that skepticism to the press. – Thomas Griffith

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I weighed 193 pounds and had three chins. I couldnt get up before 9 a.m. and never saw patients before 10. I decided to go on a diet. – Robert Atkins

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