Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from w

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Business
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men. – Plato

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Men

Dear Lord we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving. – Joseph Auslander

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Men

The same principles which at first view lead to skepticism, pursued to a certain point, bring men back to common sense. – George Berkeley

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The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything! – Maria Montessori

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A poem is never finished, only abandoned. – Paul Valéry

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Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three — all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have. – Edward Everett Hale

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There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing — but we all do and call it Hope. – Edgar Howe

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One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation class, which is why I dont often do them. – Jerry Moran

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