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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Truth
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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Death
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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a womans toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. – Marianne Williamson

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No man has any natural authority over his fellow men. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon. – Thomas Paine

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It is much easier to become a father than to be one. – Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

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The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. – Aristotle

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I was into all kinds of music as a teen – country music, because my dad was in a band that played country, and whatever my sister and brother were into. – Martina McBride

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Nevertheless, the consuming hunger of the uncritical mind for what it imagines to be certainty or finality impels it to feast upon shadows in the prevailing famine of substance. – E. T. Bell

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