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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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God sometimes does try to the uttermost those whom he wishes to bless. – Mahatma Gandhi

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More are the names of God and infinite are the forms through which He may be approached. In whatever name and form you worship Him, through them you will realise Him. – Ramakrishna

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Well, Ill put it this way: you can certainly say belief in God makes people behave worse. That can be proved beyond a doubt. – Christopher Hitchens

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Part of me suspects that Im a loser, and the other part of me thinks Im God Almighty. – John Lennon

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Look at us, said the violets blooming at her feet, all last winter we slept in the seeming death but at the right time God awakened us, and here we are to comfort you. – Edward Payson Rod

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If you have got the public in the palm of your hand, you can be sure that is where they want to be. – Cliff Richard

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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent. – Jonathan Swift

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Whenever there are in any country uncultivated lands and unemployed poor, it is clear that the laws of property have been so far extended as to violate natural right. The earth is given as a common stock for man to labor and live on. The small landowners are the most precious part of a state. – Thomas Jefferson

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