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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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To love another person is to see the face of God. – Victor Hugo

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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A singer starts by having his instrument as a gift from God… When you have been given something in a moment of grace, it is sacrilegious to be greedy. – Marian Anderson

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For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections. – Peace Pilgrim

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