Woody Allen's Quote - If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that Im not someone else. – Woody Allen

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God is, even though the whole world deny him. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. – Mahatma Gandhi

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God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor. – Samuel Butler

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I grow daily to honour facts more and more, and theory less and less. A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil. – Thomas Carlyle

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Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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He who asks of life nothing but the improvement of his own nature… is less liable than anyone else to miss and waste life. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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One of the virtues of being very young is that you dont let the facts get in the way of your imagination. – Sam Levenson

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