Woody Allen's Quote - If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen

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Communism has decided against God, against Christ, against the Bible, and against all religion. – Billy Graham

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