If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen