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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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