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Quote by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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Woody Allen
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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Drugs
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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If you want to find God, hang out in the space between your thoughts. – Alan Cohen

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The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but thats it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test. – Joan Chen

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God

The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him. – Blaise Pascal

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God

We hand folks over to Gods mercy, and show none ourselves. – George Eliot

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