Quote by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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If you have men who will exclude any of Gods creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. – Francis of Assisi

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Risk is a part of Gods game, alike for men and nations. – Warren Buffett

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Put your mind on the gospel. And remember – theres one God for all. – Mahalia Jackson

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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. – Alfred Jarry

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