If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen