If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen