If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
Certain peer pressures encourage little fingers to learn how to hold a football instead of a crayon. Rumors circulate around the schoolyard: kids who draw or wear white socks and bring violins to school on Wednesdays might have cooties. I confess to having yielded to these pressures. – Chris Van Allsburg