Quote by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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He must pull out his own eyes, and see no creature, before he can say, he sees no God He must be no man, and quench his reasonable soul, before he can say to himself, there is no God. – John Donne

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Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Gods providence is on the side of clear heads. – Henry Ward Beecher

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A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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