Quote by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Trust in God – she will provide. – Emmeline Pankhurst

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Discernment is Gods call to intercession, never to faultfinding. – Corrie Ten Boom

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God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. – St. Augustine

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Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men – the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife. – Louis Farrakhan

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They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind. – Bible

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It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom. – Quentin Crisp

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I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. – Lucille Ball

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Beware of silent dogs and still waters. – Proverb

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