Logo
Quote by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

Category:
Birth Control
Author
Woody Allen
Read Quote

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

Category:
Punishment
Author
Woody Allen
Read Quote

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

Category:
Food
Author
Woody Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
God
category

God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform. He plants his footsteps in the sea, and rides upon the storm. – William Cowper

Category:
God

Im going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell. – Joel Osteen

Category:
God

Oh the depth of both the wisdom and riches of God! How unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways beyond understanding. – Bible

Category:
God

If you believe in God, He will open the windows of heaven and pour blessings upon you. – Mahalia Jackson

Category:
God

Random Quotes

Design is not making beauty, beauty emerges from selection, affinities, integration, love. – Louis Kahn

Category:
Beauty

The only way to change is to vote. People are responsible. – Paul Wellstone

Category:
Change

For economist the real world is often a special case. – Edgar R. Fiedler

Category:
Economics

I am convinced we shall succeed. I have faith in this country, because I have faith in its people. – Horst Koehler

Category:
Faith