If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
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Whenever there are in any country uncultivated lands and unemployed poor, it is clear that the laws of property have been so far extended as to violate natural right. The earth is given as a common stock for man to labor and live on. The small landowners are the most precious part of a state. – Thomas Jefferson
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