If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen