I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen