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Quote by Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately,

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Dreams
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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots. – George Weah

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One of those promises was to limit the size of government and to have the government serve the people – and not the other way around. – Scott Walker

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Government

Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since Ive been governor we now have fewer people on the state payroll at any time since Christie Whitman left office in January 2001. Thats the right direction, Mr. President, not the wrong direction. – Chris Christie

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Government

I believed the only thing that could turn around this government spending and mounting debt would be if the people rose up. – Jim DeMint

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Well, well, Henry James is pretty good, though he is of the nineteenth century, and that glaringly. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to, but be respected – that is essential. – Anna Gould

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Driving at high speed where safe and legal is part of my life. As well as a higher top speed I wanted even better stability in my FX and that meant work on the aerodynamics. – Sebastian Vettel

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The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldnt take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. – Chris Chocola

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