I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen