I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
We are watching industries crumble, Wall Street firms disappear, unemployment spike, and unprecedented government intervention. And our designated opinion leaders want to know: Is Obama up this week? Is he down? And is his leadership style more like Bill Clintons, or Abraham Lincolns? – Thomas Frank