Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin