A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. – Bill Vaughan
Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to. – Bill Vaughan