A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. – Bill Vaughan
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. – Bill Vaughan
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – Bill Vaughan
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. – Bill Vaughan