Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unacco

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Future
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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and theyre naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where theyre going to be dressed, and theyre going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. – Louis C. K.

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Food

Unless everyone grasps the importance of having only two children per couple, wars wont be over just oil anymore, they will be over water and food. – Alexandra Paul

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No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. – Christopher Morley

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