Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future,

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

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Im happy, Im in a good place, Im looking forward to my future. – Katy Perry

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To love someone is to isolate him from the world, wipe out every trace of him, dispossess him of his shadow, drag him into a murderous future. It is to circle around the other like a dead star and absorb him into a black light. – Jean Baudrillard

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But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? – Alexander Pope

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Im not a prophet I can only use historical reality to come to a view of the future, and my view is that Africa will return to being African and not European. The advent of colonialism was foreign to the country itself, but it will return to what it was before the Europeans arrived. – Wilbur Smith

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But this is Miami, you cant come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If youre all covered up in this heat, youre gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. Its sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool. – Lil Kim

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Im proud of my invention, but Im sad that it is used by terrorists. – Mikhail Kalashnikov

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