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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future,

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Clothing
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Other Quotes from
Future
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Cartooning is a wonderful career, and Id like more women to get to have it. I cant think of any reason why we wont see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future. – Cathy Guisewite

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Future

When all else is lost, the future still remains. – Christian Nestell Bovee

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Future

Let them look to the past, but let them also look to the future let them look to the land of their ancestors, but let them look also to the land of their children. – Wilfrid Laurier

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Future

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. – Bill Watterson

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As if one could know the good a person is capable of, when one doesnt know the bad he might do. – Elias Canetti

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Goodness

If youre lucky like me, your relationship with your brother has resolved itself on the peaceful side of the fence and has stayed there. But if youre someone whos got a family thats all fractured and finding it hard to relate, thats a very sad place to be. – Tom Hardy

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relationship

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. – Author Unknown

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So, influenced by these advisors and this hope, I have at length allowed my friends to publish the work, as they had long besought me to do. – Nicolaus Copernicus

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Hope