Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. – Jim Davis

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My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it. – Michael Pollan

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I know its not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? – Doug Coupland

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Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. – Paul Prudhomme

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