Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Food
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I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had. – Reggie Watts

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Well, I have a lot of food references in my work. – Tori Amos

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I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If Im going to eat that type of food, its going to be the real deal. – Paula Deen

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Men do not have to cook their food they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts. – Edmund Leach

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Politics disgusts me. – Brigitte Bardot

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Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday. – S.A. Sachs

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Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: theres always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. – Marcelene Cox

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