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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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In 71 or 72 I returned to New Orleans and stayed there. I started cooking Louisiana food. Of all the things I had cooked, it was the best-and it was my heritage. – Paul Prudhomme

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food. – William Hazlitt

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Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesnt nourish the body – or the soul. – Suzanne Fields

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Ever since I was a little kid, Ive felt comfortable in a suit. It all started when my mom bought me a three-piece Pierre Cardin suit. I wore that thing everywhere. Eventually I realized I was going to be the kid who got beat up in school, but I kept wearing it. – Paul Feig

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We couldnt get the car back until well after the end of the race and we had very little time for repairs. – John Surtees

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