My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner