Quote by Rita Rudner
My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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Other Quotes from
Money
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I think its too bad that everybodys decided to turn on drugs, I dont think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Moneys the problem. But drugs are just drugs. – Jerry Garcia

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Money

I once met an economist who believed that everything was fungible for money, so I suggested he enclose himself in a large bell-jar with as much money as he wanted and see how long he lasted. – Amory Lovins

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Money

Any fool can make enough money to survive. Its another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. Its a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life. – Robert Fulghum

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Money

No mans credit is as good as his money. – John Dewey

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Money

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Health food makes me sick. – Calvin Trillin

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