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My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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Your friend lends and your enemy asks payment. – Dutch Proverb

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Money

I actually think that the economy has got some positives. Its got the market. Its got consumer confidence and its got banks throwing – I mean central bankers throwing money at it around the world. – Jack Welch

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Money

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master. – Alexandre Dumas fils, Camille, 1852

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