Quote by Rita Rudner
My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Money
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Im not sure about the selling part, but Ive always found that the things Ive worn on tour have moved over to what people wear every day. Sometimes the things I wore in the beginning before I had money were things I put together. – Steven Tyler

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Only the elites despise earning money. – Newt Gingrich

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The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. – M.W. Harrison

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Criminals are never very amusing. Its because theyre failures. Those who make real money arent counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. – Orson Welles

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