Quote by Rita Rudner
My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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Three groups spend other peoples money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. – Dick Armey

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Making a movie requires 20 to 500 people to make and a lot of money and the stakes are a lot higher. – Alanis Morissette

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You cant get rid of poverty by giving people money. – P. J. ORourke

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Money

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. – Mike Tyson

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