Quote by Rita Rudner
My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Women
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Business
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Money
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The sinews of war are infinite money. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Money

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort is spent, rather than whether the money or effort actually achieves the announced goal. – Donald Rumsfeld

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Money

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all. – William Randolph Hearst

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Money

Things are done according to money these days. – Shirley MacLaine

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Money

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