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My Vegas act is how I make my money. - Rita Rudner

My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Black Friday Shopping
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Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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Rita Rudner
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I went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell over. – Muhammad Yunus

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