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Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

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Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love

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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Jeff Candido and Jason Hoff, advertising slogan written for the Las Vegas Conven

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Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. – Sarah Vowell

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