I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love

I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love
Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
So why do people keep on watching? The answer, by now, should be perfectly obvious: we love television because television brings us a world in which television does not exist. In fact, deep in their hearts, this is what the spuds crave most: a rich, new, participatory life. – Barbara Ehrenreich