The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. – Drew Carey
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey