Quote by Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

Other quotes by Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

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movingon
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey

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Government
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Las Vegas
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas

There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything. – Jan Morris

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Las Vegas

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. – Hunter S. Thompson

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Las Vegas

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

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Las Vegas

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Anger is not only inevitable, but it is necessary. For in its place is indifference, the worst of all human qualities. – Anon.

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Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning, if you have enough of them. – James Murray

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Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being, and how you get along with your fellow man. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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