Quote by Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

Other quotes by Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

Category:
Sports
Read Quote

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

Category:
Travel
Read Quote

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

Category:
funny
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
category

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

Category:
Las Vegas

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

Category:
Las Vegas

For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. – Tammy Bloemzaken

Category:
Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

Category:
Las Vegas

Random Quotes

I love Adele, I want her to be my best friend. She could come to the U.S., live with me and sing to me every morning. – Amber Riley

Category:
Morning

I have always striven to raise the voice of hope for a world where hate gives way to respect and oppression to liberation. – Theodore Bikel

Category:
Hope

You know, Ive got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but whats wrong with that? I love to smile. – Jennifer Aniston

Category:
smile

Merit is often an obstacle to fortune; the reason is it produces two bad effects, envy and fear. – Proverb

Category:
Worth