Quote by Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

Other quotes by Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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Sports
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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

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Las Vegas

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. – Hunter S. Thompson

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Las Vegas

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

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Las Vegas

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The Ego is partly free. partly determined, and reaches fuller freedom by approaching the Individual who is most free: God. – Muhammad Iqbal

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Tell the children the truth. – Bob Marley

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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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mom

In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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