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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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Sports
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Drew Carey
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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Drew Carey
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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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funny
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Las Vegas
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Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

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Las Vegas

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

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Las Vegas

For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. – Tammy Bloemzaken

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Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

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Las Vegas

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