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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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funny
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Drew Carey
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

Category:
Sports
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Drew Carey
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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Drew Carey
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Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
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Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

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Las Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Jeff Candido and Jason Hoff, advertising slogan written for the Las Vegas Conven

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Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

Category:
Las Vegas

Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. – Sarah Vowell

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Las Vegas

Random Quotes

The difference between the more traditional sports clubs and Congress is that Congress doesnt really compete against another team. – Cal Thomas

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Sports

Ever since Lassie and Old Yeller, I wont watch animal movies. Animals in movies always die. – George A. Romero

Category:
movies

The best preparation for the future is the present well seen to, and the last duty done. – George MacDonald

Category:
Future

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. – Samuel J. Meltzer

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Medical