Quote by Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. – Drew Carey

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Government
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey

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Government
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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
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Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. – Sarah Vowell

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Las Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Jeff Candido and Jason Hoff, advertising slogan written for the Las Vegas Conven

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Las Vegas

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

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Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

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Las Vegas

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I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. Wed go to this British pub to watch the Six Nations early in the morning and I remember the first time I walked in it was just a sea of red. – Matthew Rhys

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Morning

No, I was never one of those positive people who believes he can have whatever he sets his sights on. I just kept working at it. – George Miller

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positive

In 1998, Artnet was the site that convinced me that if my writing didnt exist online, it didnt exist at all. It showed me criticisms future. – Jerry Saltz

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Future

A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. – Max Planck

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Truth