Quote by Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the differen

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

Other quotes by Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. – Drew Carey

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Government
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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

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movingon
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
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Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers. – Sarah Vowell

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Las Vegas

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

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Las Vegas

There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything. – Jan Morris

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Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

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Las Vegas

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There is, of course, a gold mine or a buried treasure on every mortgaged homestead. Whether the farmer ever digs for it or not, it is there, haunting his daydreams when the burden of debt is most unbearable. – Fawn M. Brodie

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