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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey

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Government
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Drew Carey
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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

Category:
movingon
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Drew Carey
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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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funny
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Drew Carey
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Other Quotes from
Las Vegas
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There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything. – Jan Morris

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Las Vegas

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

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Las Vegas

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

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Las Vegas

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs. – Scott Caan

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Las Vegas

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Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you dont have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes theres poetry written right on the bathroom wall. – Ani DiFranco

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Beauty

I have a problem with too much money. I cant reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer. – Robert Kiyosaki

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Money

Now people all across America are starting to believe in America again. We are coming back, back to the heights of greatness, back to Americas proud role as a temple of justice and a champion of peace. – Theodore C. Sorensen

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Peace

A man can fail many times, but he isnt a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. – John Burroughs

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Failure