Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra Category: Sys Admin Day
Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time. – N.J. Rubenking Category: Sys Admin Day
A poets autobiography is his poetry. Anything else is just a footnote. – Yevgeny Yevtushenko Category: Poetry
In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected. – Clare Boothe Luce Category: Politics
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran Category: funny
