Logo
Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it

Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. – David Ogden Stiers

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Category:
funny

Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. – Ashley Scott

Category:
funny

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Category:
funny

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The hood-winked husband shows his anger, and the word jealous is flung in his face. Jealous husband equals betrayed husband. And there are women who look upon jealousy as synonymous with impotence, so that the betrayed husband can only shut his eyes, powerless in the face of such accusations. – J. August Strindberg

Category:
Infidelity

Do not share the knowledge with which you have been blessed with everyone in general, as you do with some people in particular and know that there are some men in whom Allah, may He he glorified, has placed hidden secrets, which they are forbidden to reveal. – Ali ibn Abi Talib

Category:
Knowledge

The strength of the playing ability is much more important. Only if the strength of the opponents playing ability is comparable, does the game develop. – Vladimir Kramnik

Category:
strength

Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection. – Henry A. Wallace

Category:
power